Splash me

A Splash-Inspired Romance

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Adorable and filthy...
— An early reader

“What’s your fantasy? One that you never told anyone. ” he asks.

What’s your fantasy? One that you never told anyone?” he asks.

Kevin and I have had five dates—and sex twice. He is big-hearted and big-boned, with a slightly ragged haircut and a laugh that reminds me of the luckdragon in The Neverending Story. I like him so much, even though he’s a total dweeb.

I stare at the dirty text for one minute. Then two.

My fantasy? I take a swig of wine. Should I cop out? Make a joke about a naughty nurse?  Or do I risk being completely honest…

If I tell him the truth, I think he would make it good.

I know he’ll make it good. I take a deep breath—I’m all in.

I text back, “Have you seen the movie Splash?”


SPLASH ME is the firs book in Madame de Boudoir’s Filthy Fairytales, a series of short, humorous erotic romance standalones, inspired by fairytales, mythology and pop culture. To read her paranormal historical fantasy romances, set in a world inspired by The Little Mermaid, please see KING OF THE SEA, Book 1 in the Sea of Love series.

This book will be released on May 30, 2019.